Posted by: Andy | April 11, 2008

number 9 in donkey porn!!?

Wow.

I just don’t know what to say. Click on the image below to expand it if you can’t read it.
(I was #11 this afternoon, but was up to #9 just now before I post this. Wow.)

Number 9. NINE. Out of 269,000 (the weird thing is earlier it was out of 2,000,000 – and I *think* my settings are the same). I want a fucking trophy. Seriously. All thanks to one magical post with a three (?) layer joke that no one else will find as amusing as I do. (Obviously they didn’t or they would have commented!)

How did I come to find out about this rather mortifying achievement? Well, I noticed that every single time I check my blog stats someone had found my by searching for ‘donkey porn’. The first couple times I just thought to myself “Wow, that’s funny.” and moved on. But after like the twentieth time I started to wonder. I’ve gotten hits on that post every single day since I posted it. Not like, huge #s of hits, but hits nonetheless.

Nevermind that people are googling ‘donkey porn’ AND making it to the second page – although at some point I must have been much farther down in the rankings (the more hits you get the more google bumps you up), but people are googling ‘donkey porn’ and then deciding it’s somehow ok to read a oneliner about their pastime of interest instead of watching the nastyass videos they were probably looking for.

I don’t know what to think about that.

But I still want a trophy.

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Responses

  1. Well, you’re going to get up there even higher now that you posted again.

    If you change the text of the link to the original post to something like “donkey Porn” you’ll probably get up to #3 at least.

  2. Yes, but that would defeat the purpose of preserving that line of thought forever.

    I am curious how far it will go with this second post.

  3. c’mon, you gotta change it.

    don’t make the start cross posting donkey porn comment links!

  4. I know I only found this blog while looking for donkey porn myself.

  5. @Josh: WTF does “don’t make the start cross posting donkey porn comment links!” mean? Either I’m really tired, or that’s really confusing.

    @Eric: But of course. I hope I have satisfied your donkey porn cravings with my Donkey Kong style kung fu.

  6. Oh my love. You truly make me proud. *wipes tear*

    And Eric….you continue to amuse me.

  7. Forget the children, Andy. You are the future.

  8. I was up to #8 earlier…funny, right now I’m 8 AND 9.

  9. Update: I’m up to 5 & 17 right now.

  10. Yes, but why donkeys? If people are out to watch sex with animals … why would they not be into giraffes and hippos…a kangaroo for example? EA, the bigger the better seemed to always be our motto, did it not? What is this small-time stuff about donkeys?

    I can definitely share your sentiment on coming in at number three! I would have been proud also! I am not sure that I would have ever posted something on donkey porno, nor gone to such lengths as posting further info about the success of a blog about donkey porno, but then again… I am here, so.

    funny stuff!

  11. You are funny !

  12. I’m down to #23! Heyyyy, that’s a good number.

  13. Yeah… I liked that movie until it was stupid. Still like watching it – just have to mentally rewrite stuff.

  14. Today I’m at an all-time high of NUMBER 3!


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