or: “No one likes a close pooper!”
Z has started doing the “run over into the corner, squat, and shit” thing that I’ve heard so many stories about other children doing. Happily, he isn’t hiding behind a curtain or something (whose kid was that?)…but he does have to go stand away from you, often in a corner, and squat fiercely.
I’m amused that, even at a young age, he has already grasped the fundamental truth that no sane person likes shitting in close proximity to someone else (or: “why bathroom stalls are TOO SMALL”).