and boy was it weird. It felt so alien and…awkward. Like something vaguely remembered from a past life. Which it basically is.
Those of you who know me may have noticed that I always used my teeth to open them. Unless it was for someone else, but that was really rare.
So, I figure I’m 30, my teeth are probably getting brittle, it’s time to stop. I’ve done it without fail since 7th or 8th grade. Yes, that is correct. Every can of soda/pop/coke/sugary metallic beverage can I have drank, I have opened with my teeth.
Anyway, end of a wacky era and all that. Here’s to teeth lasting…